Week 25: cold collations

Big news! Lazarus is risen from the dead - I'll save the salacious details for the end of this blog,  so read on.

The work we do this week fits into the kitchen category of the larder or garde-manger, which more or less translates as "keep to eat".  In a large kitchen this is usually everything cold except pastry and desserts, i.e. salads, dressings, hors d'oeuvres, canapés, charcuterie, pâtés, terrines and so on.  We create some things you know you will never see, let alone do again - ever! and some things that you know you will do when you want to impress the pants off your dinner guests (not literally - well, I'm not one to judge, maybe you do). 

Falling into the first category is the Eggplant and Capsicum Terrine.  Imagine, if you will, beautifully fresh vegetables tenderly cooked and  layered artistically, then served cold in jelly.
 Yes, aspic work, also known as aspic gelée or aspic jelly.  Aspic can be used to protect food from the air, give food more flavour, or as a decoration. We practise using blanched, thinly cut vegetables, herbs and vegetable peelings.  I create a little work I call "Snakes in the garden of Eden".  As you can readily see, I am bereft of artistic talent.   

Our Kenyan boy has studied design and shows more talent with his "Setting Sun". The techniques we use are those only seen on a cold buffet table, circa 1970something. Or perhaps in Julia Childs' The Art of French Cooking.

That is one of the wonderful things about doing the London City and Guilds course - learning redundant skills. A little harsh, but while it is not hard to imagine using aspic in many ways in the future, for example in meat terrines, pork pies and the like, I struggle to imagine any circumstance where I would be moved to make a cold vegetable terrine, or to smother a stuffed chicken leg with aspic and decorate it with flowers cut out of vegetables.  However I stand to be corrected, as per the Prawn Cocktail, and am ready for Something under Aspic to be the height of elegant dining in the near future. Answers on a postcard please.
 

On the other hand boning out is a worthwhile skill and one of the things I came on the course hoping to learn.  We tunnel bone a chicken leg and thigh so it stays intact, then stuff it with a mousseline made from the chicken breast.  This is Chicken Ballotine, and a little tricky, but a technique I will use, potentially to impress someone's pants off.  Mind you, I probably won't poach the ballotine in chicken stock, cool it, cover it with a thick velouté (a chaud froid, literally warm cold), cool it again, cover with aspic and chill before serving. Rather, I can imagine it seared to crisp the skin.  As we are required to do the whole aspic thing for class I opt for simplicity, refusing to insult the chicken with decoration I adorn the plate with a simple cabbage tree. Restrained and classy I feel! 

Pork pies meet with great enthusiasm, particularly from pony tail guy, our Englishman. To prepare the pastry we use lard and butter melted in hot water  - rather different from other pastries to date. We hand raise the pastry, rather than roll it - another new technique. We press the pastry into the wooden moulds you see in the picture below. Unlike other pies, the filling is uncooked. Once the filling is in and the pastry firm, we ease the pies from the mould, put a little funnel in to allow the steam to escape, and cook slowly at a lowish temperature. This is necessary as the meat needs to cook thoroughly but without burning the pastry. Once out of the oven, the same wee funnel serves to convey the aspic, the idea being the aspic fills the gap created as the cooked meat shrinks away from the pastry. My pie should have more aspic in it, however the hunter gatherer pronounces it the best pork pie he has ever had. Then again, until he knew better he used to heat them up when they are designed to be eaten cold.  It may be of interest to some of you to know that, in Yorkshire, a pork pie is sometimes referred to as a growler.  True.

What else do we do? Caesar Salad, Warm Chicken Liver Salad, Chicken Liver Paté, russian Salad - which is simply cubed, lightly cooked veg in mayonnaise.  I ask you.

Assessment this week is Chicken Ballotine, mercifully NOT under aspic - just shingled and served hot; Warm Chicken Liver Salad, and the dread Eggplant and Capsicum Terrine. Actually it is quite a challenging assessment as there is a lot of different and fiddly bits of prep for the mise-en-place for each dish. Also, as we are working with chicken we have to be scrupulous about food hygiene so careful prep and constant cleaning and sanitising are important. All week I do not look forward to assessment with any enthusiasm whatsoever, so it is extra pleasing when I'm the only one in the class to gain Distinction this week. The tutor pronounces my terrine to be excellent, so while I still think it's pants, I am pleased to have pulled it off technically, along with the other dishes. See, he even wrote excellent on my plate! It's the little things.

Now, Lazarus - my new moniker for jiggly guy. You could have knocked me over with the proverbial feather when he turned up for class this week apparently determined to pick up, catch up and finish the course. The usual stuff - I know I've fucked up; Sorry I've let you down; I know I'm a junkie, that's what I am, etc etc. Weltec certainly gives people a long leash, and the tutors are prepared to let him back in.  The thing is, when he is focussed he works really hard, but whether he can overcome the crap that dogs his life - who knows. He tells me he overdosed twice, and that when they had to use adrenaline to bring him back he decided to sort himself out. He is going to counselling four times a week and has a job in a pub kitchen so if he can stick at it he might make it.  I hope he does, because he is a pretty nice guy, if somewhat stuffed up!

Next week, farinaceous products. Go on, look it up!

Week 24: The sweetest thing

Welcome to 2012 and the final leg of the journey. We have nine weeks of classes ahead before we all go off to complete three weeks of work experience "out in industry". We have to organise this for ourselves, so that is causing some consternation for some people. After work experience it is back to class for a week or so then it is all over. Time flies.....

On the first day back we number seven. Yes, 7. During the week one or two more turn up - China boy had trouble with flights out of Hunan province; sadly, mother of three's own mother died over the holidays and she is having trouble getting it together; not sure about the others. By the end of the week we are nine, but I am pretty sure we'll settle at eleven for the rest of the course, which means 60% of our starting group will finish. I am not sure about the drop out rate in the other three groups.

This week we settle into desserts and cakes. On Monday we make Petit Fours, Chocolate brownies, Shortbread, and Chocolate Genoese Sponge. Petit fours - the literal translation from French is "little ovens" - are little treats generally eaten with coffee at the end of a meal. They come in a variety of forms, for example tiny iced cakes, or macaroons, or the ones we make which are crisp buttery biscuits. We make Battenberg biscuits which, like Battenberg cake, is a checker board. To answer your unasked question, the history of the Battenberg cake is as follows. It was was created in 1884 in honour of the marriage of Queen Victoria's granddaughter - Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine (which makes her sound a bit like a racehorse) to Prince Louis of Battenburg. The four squares of the cake - or biscuit - represent the four Battenberg princes: Louis, Alexander, Henry and Francis Joseph. The marriage was a love match, unlike many royal pairings.  During WW1 two of her sisters who had married into the Russian royal family were murdered by communist revolutionaries, and she and her husband abandoned their German titles and adopted the British-sounding surname of  Mountbatten - an English translation of the German "Battenberg". Incidentally, she was the maternal grandmother of Phil the Greek.

Chocolate Brownies, on the other hand, were created to celebrate the love match between women and chocolate, and subsequently cardiologists and their consulting fees. 

If you need reminding about the gym workout involved in making a Genoese sponge, review Week 16: Sure to rise. We make the sponges on Monday then use them as the layers in our gateaux on Tuesday. Stage one, even up the cake and slice into layers. Stage two, smother layers with butter cream, sandwich together and drown entire cake in butter cream.  

Stage three, decorate as artistically, or not, as you like. The best part is making the chocolate shards I have to say. Now, I do not eat this creation, however the banker and the accountant assure me it is delicious and enjoyed by them and the wider family.

The week continues with Tiramisu, Carrot Cake, Baked Cheesecake and I can't remember what else, even though most of it has made its way onto my hips. I must stop licking the spoon. It adds up, not to mention being very unprofessional and un-cheffy.  As you can imagine, the hunter gatherer is very happy with the avalanche of baked goods and puddings.

No assessment this week but we finally get our assignments back - see Weeks 19&20: Menu planning and more nutrition. In the PC way of New Zealand modern education we are marked "competent" or "not yet competent". However my tutor's feedback is that my assignments are excellent and it was hard to mark others after mine because of the contrast effect, so that was good to hear. Not that I am competitive.....